SO YOU GOT GAME

Before we get down to the business of the day, a quick detour.

I opened this blog last year but I didn’t start writing then. In the past, I majorly wrote for myself and a few publications that came along.

All through, I kept the pieces. Well, most of them. 

Some are on my laptop, others are scattered on pieces of papers and books. They’re good pieces. They’re complete pieces.

I’ve been wracking my brain with what to do with them for sometime now. Leaving them gathering dust is no longer an option. I doubt I can handle losing them if my laptop crashes or grows legs (God forbid).

Initially, I thought about reposting them here as fresh posts but my conscience couldn’t let me go through with it. I felt like that’d be cheating. It didn’t matter whether people would find out or not. I just wouldn’t be able to live with myself as a fraud.

There, now I have let you guys in on my little secret. I’ll be posting the oldie goldies here, on my blog, on select Monday’s (like today) at 9pm. Cool? Great.

Still on posting, no more sporadic posts as far as fresh stories go. I’ve finally settled on a match day. From here on out Wednesday 9pm is the official macaroni time.  

Lastly, feel free to invite a friend to invite a friend. There’s enough for everybody.

(PS : I tried posting this yesterday at 9 but Wifey (read Wi-Fi) was a bitch)  

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Having game – (slang) This is a phrase used to signify the level of skill one has in wooing their person of interest. This article, will be focusing on the way men woo women; according to me.

  1. Men with financial game

Money not the problem in our lives.  This is the motto of these men who let their money speak for them.

Their hunting ground is normally clubs and parties. When they show up, they show out.  VIP is their section. It is reserved for them by the management. Their table is normally full of respectable brands of liquor and, as you have already guessed, a bevy of beauties.

Ladies cannot help but want to be around them. Their financial power makes them dominant and a class above other men as it gives them the ability to show a woman a good time by introducing her to the finer things in life.

Every day or at least every weekend is an adventure to the men in this category. And that is why the ladies love them. Because of their class, generosity(spending) and spontaneity.

  1. Men with verbal game 

Women fall in love with what they hear. Ever heard of such a phrase?

Men in this category make good on this as they are blessed with a silver tongue. They are smooth operators who maintain an aura of mystery. They talk… but not too much. Always, their conversations are kept short but comprehensive.

These men are quite convincing with the ability of making outright lies believable and the gospel truth questionable. They know exactly what women want to hear and how they want it said. Never do they mince their words nor do they stutter. Leaving ladies dazed and amazed, at the end of every conversation, is their trademark.

Of course, ladies cannot get enough of these men and the well thought out subtle compliments they constantly serenade them with.

  1. Men with texting game

The literary geniuses as I like to call them. The DM is their hunting ground.

For them to begin working their magic, a woman has to be open and receptive to getting to know them via text.

These men have perfected the art of texting thanks to their wit. Ever seen a woman smiling at her phone screen or even burst out laughing? The men in this category are responsible for that.

So interested do the ladies become, that they constantly find themselves checking their phones to see if the guy has texted.

  1. Men with dick game

For a man to get a woman to bed, he must first have at least a little bit of any of the above three. That being said, what these men lack in the above three, they certainly make up for it with their between the sheets skills.

The men in this category are Bedroom Bullies who are known to make women sing Dye Dye behind closed doors.  They have mastered the art of leaving ladies jelly legged.

Dr. Christian Grey comes to life in the form of these men, ready to give the ladies a taste of all his 50 shades. Any lady who experiences Mr. O will obviously come back for more…and more…and…more. If she doesn’t or once she’s had her fill, then she will spread the good word of his stellar performance to her girlfriends.

In fact, she’ll actually encourage and recommend her girlfriends to have a romp between the sheets with this man. Promising them that they are in for a remarkable experience.

 

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